Dallas Wayne - If Thats Country Guitar Chords

Dallas Wayne

neo honky tonk, roots americana

Chords: G, C, D, A, F
G   C   D   G 

          G
Well, you called my kin-folk trash all of their lives
I'm a chip off the heap, ask anyone of my ex-wives
      C
I'm a social drinker, and I stay social all I can
    A                                                     D
I'm deer-snuffin', chain-smokin', simple kind of southern man

          G
First you gut our farms, and strip-mall all the five and dimes
Then you taxed our so-called sins, called our pleasures a crime
            C
Now, you're turnin' our music into some kind of strage elevator noise
             A                       D                      G
I think it's time for us to take one back, for the good old boys

      F                 C         G
Well, you can paint str ipes on a billy goat
F         C               G
Call it a tiger, if it fl oats your boat
F              C         G
You can make a star of a teenage girl
     A                         D
But, one million dollars won't make her Merle
      F     G          F     G
Yeah, laser beams, and navel rings
                            C
And a pretty face, might be somethin'
                           D             G
But, you can kiss my Ozark ass if that's country

          G
There's a certain song that's got my local station stuck
It has a steel guitar, and I believe that it mentions a truck
         C
But, the singer don't sound like he ever worked a stick shift
       A                                            D
Sounds more like bad Phil Collins, with a hick face lift

     G
Now, I ain't denyin' that some urban moms they're fun
Yeah but, don't you try to tell me it's the way Hank wanted it done
           C
You better keep your money-grubbin' hands off a pour song
         A                           D                    G
And make sure Chris Gaines stays the hell off of my front lawn

F                     C         G
Well you can take the ear off a barnyard sow
F               C            G
Milk it 'til it turns into a cash cow
F              C          G
You can lead a chick to a waterin' hole
        A                                      D
But you can't make her take a drink, until she gets white soul

F        G
Might be rock
F        G
Might be schlock
                           C
It might be the Beatles or Monkees
                           D             G
But, you can kiss my Ozark ass if that's country

      F     G               F     G
Yeah, laser beams, and them navel rings
                            C
And a pretty face, might be somethin'
                           D             G
But, you can kiss my Ozark ass if that's country
          G                                    G
If that's country, I don't think that's really country.

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