Chris Ross - Drunk Women Guitar Chords

Chords: G, B7, C, Am7, D, G7
This is a song that's going to be on Chris' upcoming album.  
I know these chords are 100% accurate since Chris graciously took the time to tell me how he plays it.
He also said that he originally wrote it with a capo on the 1st fret, but lately has been playing it open.
Have fun with it, and definitely youtube the song to catch the "eeh's" and "mmm's" during the verses:

When he plays the B7, the F# note that's on the e string isn't really heard, or it sounds like he leaves that
string open.  


       G                          B7
If it weren't for drunk women, my hair would be black
   C                        Am7
My tank would be full in my third Cadillac
     G                 B7       C     Am7
And every girl would swoon over me
              G                             D          G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd be livin' the dream

      G                            B7
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd never be sad
    C                           Am7
Get angry or jealous, just from watchin' you dance
    G                     B7                  C      Am7
I'd walk to the floor, so cool, and take your hand
            G                            D          G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd act like a man


          C
Blame the ones that came before you
          B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
        C                                        G    G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
          C
So have a ball and have your fun
          B7
I gave it all for half your love
     C                                       G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
      G                             D          G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand

      G                            B7
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd sleep like a stone
    C                           Am7
Not stay up and worry 'bout how you're getting home
      G                         B7             C      Am7
Who's payin' your tab and who's movin' up your thigh
            G                            D          G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd trust you tonight

      G                           B7
If it weren't for drunk women, my heart wouldn't break
   C                Am7
So easily crack, so needlessly take
    G                    B7           C      Am7
I'd show you a love like you've never seen
            G                            D         G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd have me a queen

          C
Blame the ones that came before you
          B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
        C                                        G    G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
          C
So have a ball and have your fun
          B7
I gave it all for half your love
     C                                       G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
      G                             D          G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand


D                                    B7
I'm old enough now to know that your worth
                                              C
Has got nothin' to do with the length of your skirt
                                            G    G7
The waves in your hair or the smoke in your eyes
C                                         B7
And if you knew it too, if you saw what I see
                                    C
The beauty that lies and hides underneath
C                         G
You'd never give it all away
       G                           D          G
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd ask you to stay


          C
Blame the ones that came before you
          B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
        C                                        G    G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
          C
So have a ball and have your fun
          B7
I gave it all for half your love
     C                                       G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
      G                             D          G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand


      G                            B7
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd wear me a ring
     C                            Am7
Have three or four children, with similar names
    G                     B7                 C      Am7
I'd sing 'em to sleep and love you all night long
      G                          D           G
If it weren't for drunk women, I wouldn't be gone

End on G

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