Bad Lip Reading - Its Not A Moon Guitar Chords

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Chords: F, Am, Dm, G
[Intro]
F Am

[Verse]
F
Chopping your legs
                                    Am
You don't know how hot I find these buns

Touch my face and you'll have to call Jeeves when there's bees on your sleeve

      F
Now I have to go teach the kids to drink

Powdered goat bladders
         Am
But they want roast beef and you have no puppets

You gave them all to me

Doesn't matter

[Bridge]
        Dm
I don't care what you said

To the man with the black head
F
Where is the rubber band?
                  G
You're ruining my plan

[Pre-Chorus]
         Am
Down the street
                 G
Just go down the street

[Chorus]
                Dm
They've got the ultimate

Power in the universe
      Am
And before it gets better
     G
It's getting worse
           Dm
It's not a satellite

But it can light up the sky
        Am
When it blows
             G                   F
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh

[Hook]

It's round, but
           Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

[Verse]
    F
Ah, look at her face

She's happy as a tribble
       Am
Get my wedding suit

Boy you don't got a clue

Girl you're crazy cute

    F
I'm gonna kick some grits up on your face

Yay, all right
       Am
Do you have any bunions or lesions upon you?

Let me check your feet

Why?

[Bridge]
Dm
 I don't like parasites

Or children of the night
  F
A quail and his rubber beak
                 G
Are beautifully unique

[Pre-chorus]
Am
Bleep-bloop-bloam
    G
Goodbye to your home

[Chorus]
                Dm
They've got the ultimate

Power in the universe
      Am
And before it gets better
     G
It's getting worse
           Dm
It's not a satellite

But it can light up the sky
        Am
When it blows
             G                   F
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh

[Hook]

It's round, but
           Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

(It's not a moon)

[Interlude]
Dm
 Death of a culture

The death of a culture
Am
 Somewhere the vulture

Somewhere the vulture
   F
Is waiting for us in an erected sun
                  G
A sun with an ion gun

Evil comes in round shapes

[Hook]
F             Am
   It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

[Verse]
F
 Listen to me, Greg

We already know you're a Gemini
Am
 Yeah but did you know I once had a huge spider bite on my neck?
F
Greg, you could never get down like a funky thing

'Cause you don't live in the rhythm
     Am
This cheese is delicious and now I've gotta put a brown thing in your face

[Bridge]
Dm
  I'm tired of you, Phil

Want you in a landfill
    F
Someone make him stop
                   G
Put his bones in a box

[Pre-chorus]
   Am
Oh nice, Phil
                     G
Why don't you have a stroke?

[Chorus]
                Dm
They've got the ultimate

Power in the universe
      Am
And before it gets better
     G
It's getting worse
           Dm
It's not a satellite

But it can light up the sky
        Am
When it blows
             G                   F
Oh-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-oh

[Hook]

It's round, but
           Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

(It's not a moon)

F
  It's round, but
           Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

(It's not a moon)

[Outro]
F
 Death of a culture

Death of a culture
           Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

F
 Death of a culture

Death of a culture
           Am
It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

It's not a moon

(It's not a moon)

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