Anders Osborne - Stoned Drunk And Naked Guitar Chords

Anders Osborne

deep new americana, funk, jam band, louisiana blues

Chords: Dm, G, Bm, A
Stoned Drunk and Naked
[Intro]
Dm 
(groove until first verse)

[Verse]
G
My sweet little baby
                Dm
Did me wrong again
G
Heavens, my sweet angel
                         Dm
spent the night with my friend
            Bm
Yeah, I got stoned drunk and naked
A                     Dm
the foolishness won't end

G
If you were in my shoes
                    Dm
Which way would you go?
          G
If you've ever had these mean, mean blues
                        Dm
Well, then I'm sure you know
          Bm
When your woman's feeling happy
A                          Dm
Lord, it's time to let her go

G
She's dressed like a gypsy
                            Dm
she got lip-stick and rosy cheeks
G
Chattin' like a monkey
                            Dm
She's running like a dog in heat
    Bm
She don't come home at night, she out
A                     Dm
dancing to the jungle beat

G
I'ma put her on a freight train
                     Dm
and send her way out West
G
When I hear that whistle blowin'
                                 Dm
I'm gonna give my aching heart a rest
Bm
She's crying like a school girl
A                            Dm
Me, I'm done cleaning up her mess

[Chorus]
G
Stoned drunk and naked
A                              Dm
Stoned drunk and naked tellin' lies
G
Stoned drunk and naked
A                              Dm
Stoned drunk and naked, till I die

[Verse]
G
Whose gone done and took her
                        Dm
Hot damn, the girl can please
G
Lord knows she ain't no hooker
                              Dm
but I know for sure she ain't cheap
Bm
Now, I'm broke like a man in prison
A                Dm
hang my head and weep

G
I'ma try to make a reason
                   Dm
about my mind too small
G
Maybe I'll just shoot her
                   Dm
then everything be solved
Bm
But I'd be mighty lonesome
A              Dm
no argument at all

[Bridge]
Bm
I'm gonna change my point of view
A
I'm gonna climb up on dat hill
G
Seven days of thinking
                Dm
If I'm a man to kill?
Bm
And then one night like lightning
A
Forgiveness in my heart
             Dm
that's God's will

[Сhorus] x2
G
Stoned drunk and naked
A                              Dm
Stoned drunk and naked tellin' lies
G
Stoned drunk and naked
A                              Dm
Stoned drunk and naked, till I die

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